Soț infidel cu grădinar

I gotta go into the lab, do some analysis with knockers.

But look, I'll be home late, so don't wait up, alright?

Oh, and under no circumstances are you to order a pizza, call the cable company...

Tip the pool boy, call an electrician, or have anything fixed while you're out.

Thank you very much. That's my girl. Give me some love.